Harry
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Jul 8
38

Yeah, that blows. First time you get to say “First” and it’s a story about getting to home with a robotic milking machine.

Jul 8
37

first time I am first to comment here...but fuck really, on this article?

Jul 8
11

This makes me laugh every time.  “You’re once, twice, three times the... Aaahhh!”

Jul 7
10

Series Organizer: “Um, can we linger on the butt shot a little bit more?”

Younger ad agency person: “Um, that didn’t work in our focus group.”

Jul 7
166

They’re pretty nice SUVs and they don’t look terrible.

Jul 5
27

Gotta love how someone went through the trouble to make that banner, when all it does is make liberals laugh. Totally pwned me, haha! Also gotta feel bad for the poor fucker that actually made the thing. I’d probably rub my nuts all over it so the customer who paid for it had to touch something my nuts touched.

Jul 3
205

The Dodge Journey: The cheapest crossover for people who bought the cheapest condoms.

Jul 2
17

I wonder what the guys at PSA are thinking when they look at their potential dance partners. Read more

Jul 2
34

So will the next one be called Resident Evil CERVIX?

Jul 1
409

In the video, Maggie is wearing a Mets shirt (which is technically classified as a Confederate monument because it celebrates a “lost cause”)

Jun 30
41

This Mitsubishi takes corners pretty well because you can always find the best line.