No, sails don’t fall into the ocean when the wind dies to become several hundred pounds of wet nonsense you have to deal with.

I want to see the video of the big cargo ship running as fast as it can into the wind with the kite bouncing off the waves behind it while a smaller ship screams “Faster! Faster! It’s not flying! Make it fly!“

Narrator voice: It was definitely the same.

just let me clear up my schedule real quick for videos summing 24hours of mostly nothing happening

“I don’t see the problem, this car still has floors.” -David Tracy

Let he who hasn’t drunkenly crashed a plane into a front yard cast the first stone.

Instructions unclear. Townhall just burned down... 

I think it’s more like when you play Gin Rummy and rather than laying down your sets as you get them, you just keep them all in your hand until you have everything you need to go out.

“Nope, I could care less.”

Oh look, the dodge charger guy is turning a conversation about Japanese cars into one about american muscle cars.
Come on man, nobody asked. Thats like me butting into a conversation about pickup trucks and saying “I dont care about pickup trucks, but checkout how efficient the new prius is!”. 

I will never understand muscle car buyers.

Well...let me show you this pile of photos.

Our man filmed this, Pig, Willy’s Wonderland, and Prisoners of the Ghostland in less than a year’s time. Absolute king shit.

Crackers.

Taylor Swift is the Elton John/Bernie Taupin of our time. I used to find it a bit poppy and tired, but now I see just talent.

One time in college I helped set up the gym for Dashboard Confessional and at the time I thought that was the most impressive logistical thing I’d ever conceptualized 😆

Yeah!

“be honest with me, son... I can smell the Taco Bell on your breath”

Are you posting this...

The diaper industry is shitting itself right about now.