Coming to the first corner, Max is half a car ahead outside of Lewis, Lewis force is way in and push Max off track, Max damage is front wing and realize his race is over, so he goes straight to Lewis car’s side and take him out.

It’s an improvement on his vacation photos at least:

“Or at least it was the last time I was in one a couple decades ago.”

Most sources say real trees are better for the environment than fake ones. 

Oh come on, nobody’s done this yet?

My car has a device known as a “Rear Main Seal” that coats the undercarriage with a rust proofing substance while I’m driving.

I’m looking at you, the entire American coal industry.

2nd Gear: It’s a rough pinch now but suppliers can use this to negotiate for better contracts when said contracts are finally up for renegotiation. Also if they’re facing a labor shortage, they can snap up all the supposed lost jobs from 3rd Gear.

That’s what she gets for trying to hijack all those DVD players! 

Is it really that big a mystery why China is able to make things for 30+% less than other large nations? I’d imagine a huge portion of that is made up by labor costs (and the associated reductions in quality of life). There’s a reason the entire world’s manufacturing moved to China. Toyota isn’t comparing apples to…

“Let me call my friend, he’s an expert in fraudulent loans”

It is in the US.  Althought that also did count as “a part of England”, once upon a time

I am firmly of the opinion that the owner matters FAR more than the car. I can drive a Range Rover and get very reasonable reliability out of it, my dumbass brother killed a Corolla.

My inner 5 year old is super excited that I was one of the commenters in favor of this over the parts washer, and now there’s an article. Like riding the field trip bus past my house!

Comedian Mike Birbiglia has a great bit where the punchline he keeps coming back to is: “And what I should have said was...nothing.”

You can drive a 2011 Williams for under 10 grand including travel fees

Yep! I’m not car collecting, I’m only the owner of a Delaware holding company which has sole ownership of a trust which owns a family trust which investing in a portfolio of appreciating assets. Me personally, I’m poor this year!

-Rich person, talking to tax man while being wanked off by supermodels.

My understanding is that any limited edition Ferrari basically gets sold to a club of very wealthy people with multiple Ferraris who get first dibs.

Go find me actual original MSRPs for cars throughout the year. That info’s not just sitting in one easy place, I’ve looked often enough.

It’s almost like they were specifically talking about you there.