I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode. I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

 NASCAR won’t let me in any of their venues either. Also piss related.

Nascar has never been a huge fan of Live Streaming.

For context: a cross-country economy-class ticket before deregulation cost $1,600

“as shitty and expensive as they please.”

Now, I’m no construction expert, but a rushed 24/7 build doesn’t sound like the kind of environment that is conducive to “stringent labor standards.”

I like it. I won’t buy it, but I like it.

This is one of the most Wile E. Coyote things I have ever seen.

Engineering by my little brother who DESTROYED MY METAL SLINKY!!!

Prius be sittin’ there like, I knew you’d be back. Come on in, I forgive you.

I’m OK with being called an idiot. I was an idiot. I’m also nearly 11 years sober, which doesn’t invalidate my misdeeds but at least shows that I did, in fact, address my alcoholism.

It’s not about money anymore. It’s about family.

They don’t need to hype it up for me to go see every one of these on opening night. They could be on movie #24 where they’re putting nitrous on their wheelchairs in a nursing home and I’d still go see it.

You put Mazepin in whichever car is best and he’s gonna win.

So the website says that some of these things require physical installation (i.e. options or trim on a car) but the site “implies” that they don’t.

I know, it’s basically an addiction at this point, but the reality is that resisting a great deal is not easy to do.

It’s the damn fit and finish! Too much panel gap.

starred for gross realism 

Toilets in weightlessness are a real drag, even if they’ve improved a lot over the Apollo era.

Yuppie lunchables.