and that was while drunk!

Harley said it was making a “sport bike” with forward pegs

It’s obviously the human couple just had a nice day with the dog couple at the dog couple’s house.

“A house divided by a Q7 cannot stand”

I’m assuming you only buy Toyotas then?

Thank you for censoring 4 out of the 5 fucks to keep your PG comment rating

Except Brian is still alive in the universe (fast-verse?), so it would be like “Wish Brian could see this, but he’s at that yoga retreat that was non-refundable”

Do you work for Taco Bell marketing?

So not really vanlifers then, more van-thatcrazyCOVIDyear-ers. 

Can’t wait for their electric enduro bike: Baja Blast!

Edit: Kinja ruined my already bad joke

Which is bullshit because the Jalopnik community has made that same joke for the last 5 years!

*gameshow host*

and then all the import riders watching the HD vs. GW fight...

5th Gear:

That is until 33-year-old Luis Antonio Victoria Dominguez leaned over to the woman he was sitting next to and whispered to her that he was going to jump out.

“This is how cars are supposed to sound, man!”

Fuck that, just get me a giant lid to put over it!