“Should I at least wipe the fingerprint off the lens?”

This stupid Jason Aldean song where the song talks about drag racing their “pick ups and mustangs” and the video shows a Trans Am and a Nova... (14 seconds in)

I can’t believe my super serious response was ignored! 

no, I just make a hole in bag with my teeth. 

I drive until the car runs out. Then I pop the trunk, grab a plastic bag of gas, pour it into the tank/on my fender/on the ground, then drive to the nearest gas station. Easy.

Before people say “if they go all electric, what will leak?”

I want to know if/how he conquered the handicap spaces.

Or the car accelerates so hard it reverses the Earth’s rotation, a la Superman

Any rumors or confirmations on who will fill his seat?

My wife drives a Camry and it doesn’t have the rear bumper dent.

As long as the VIN doesn’t change, it’s the same car. So you need to fill out form 468-B6 and stand in that line over there.

shut up and take my money...for the next 100 years!

Looks like they’re cheaper now, here’s 120 for $9

Most bigger birds do use the skin as part of the structural member

“Got that underglow, too” *stomps foot* *shoes light up*

“Be sure not to scratch it!”

Followed shortly by, “Is my truck ok?”