So we are against street racing unless it’s a across the country?

Smalley is right, cross post this to Earther, STAT!

Just off the top of my head:

Guess it’s time to schedule more races in dictatorships and murderous regimes. I hear North Korea is looking to improve their tourism.

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(Full Disclosure: Blade comped my round-trip ride for this story, to demonstrate how its service works, as it’s done with other media outlets lately. I walked back to the office afterward.)

This feels much lower risk than when David says he’s taking one of this vehicles on a X,XXX mile trip. 

Classic Jalopnik. No motorcycle racing coverage unless there’s a gnarly crash.

I was gonna say that’s a hot hatch, but 70° isn’t that hot. Let’s call it a room temperature hatch.  

2 observations:

Did I say reliable ?

And although Erik and I are both extremely smart, worldly, and handsome individuals

I am fully ready to evolve past the need for bones.

Went to visit my parents who were on a weekend vacation in Mooresville NC(don’t ask).

...as long as their car is within their line of sight.

I’ve been trying to keep up with the Joneses, and now you’re telling me I gotta keep up with the Smiths, too?! And not to mention the Kardashians! 

This is the first time I’ve ever actually watched one of their videos, do they all have the translation guy voice over? 

“Someone didn’t fully check the code for bugs...I’ve pooped my pants.”