Fuck me. I just realized that SSC stands for SuperSonic Car.

I think Stroll gets an allowance from his dad, no?

I see Max has employed the ‘ol “Ask for forgiveness, not permission” tactic. Although, it doesn’t seem as though he asked for forgiveness either. 

Step one: Take Elon’s phone, delete twitter account, smash phone

Not including taxes, registration fees, maintenance, etc.

This bubble can pop any day now.

But what will the banners look like?

Pretty much every home-wrenching car enthusiast co-workers I talked to gave me the same response when I asked what to do with old auto fluids, something to the effect of

Is Jalopnik still taking submissions for best racing mustache?

Everything’s so GREEN

Somebody touches them and the entire car collapses. When somebody hits me, I want to be in as close to an army tank as possible.

Looks like they got a new logo, too!

#givesyouantlers #you’llshedthemonceayear #theygrowbacktho

I see they got help from the sound engineers from Gran Turismo.

Toyota boss Akio Toyoda that Toyota as a whole is “trying to transform from an automotive company to a mobility company”

It’s...not better.

Additionally, the coalition alleges Tesla pulled a “bait and switch” with the Model 3 when it advertised a $35,000 version and then tried to get buyers who’d put down deposits to buy a more expensive option.

“Sir, please remain seated until the belt seat belt light is turned off.”

basically, the opposite of this guy.