nevermind, watched the video.

That’s not what I asked.

That’s not what I asked.

I don’t have to actually READ the borrowed book, right? Cuz that’s a deal breaker for me.

I don’t have to actually READ the borrowed book, right? Cuz that’s a deal breaker for me.

Buyer: “So this car has 400 torques?”

“If your Nurples aren’t purple, you need more!”

This sucks, I was excited to hear the whirrrl of the motors. No sarcasm. 

YOU’RE THE OPPOSITE OF AN AUCTION!

yea, but I called it first.

It dropped $100K from one auction to the most recent, at that rate, I’ll be able to afford it after 13 more auctions!

$h0w poff!!!1

Which button uses deploys the item you currently have loaded?

3 dollar bill*

“When will Bugatti ever make a car for people like me?”

username does not checkout. 

my electric angle grinder shot a small speck of rust directly onto my eye.

No I think it’ll still be a Motor Show

Golf isn’t mad, Golf is disappointed

PSSH! Let me know when they start handing out points for winning one of the mini races during the race, and championship points for the playoffs at the end of the season, and handing out stickers for each win, LIKE A REAL MOTORSPORT! /s

No shit it didn’t work, the idiot wore the wrong glasses

Girls get horny, too?!