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The “UFOs” people are seeing could even be top secret U.S. government craft. The aliens could be us.

This is supposed to be a vision for the future of commuting in NYC and not a peep about tubes? PASS.

ok...but there are a kajillion more MX-5s in the wild than TTs (+/- 1 kajillion)

So Saturn is flat too? knew it.

My initial reaction was “What a piece of shit” but as I scrolled the grin on my face got bigger and bigger, this is so ridiculous it’s amazing. Dude clearly has some skills(z?) and while it’s not for me, it’s still impressive. I will take that motorcycle though.

2-4 weeks? What about all the folks who still have their deposits placed? 

I mean, just follow the directions, right?

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

And this wins for me. “Hey Dave, go get in the man basket and raise it up so the customer can see it’ll hold a person.”

“That’s all the time we have today, folks. Now if you’ll excuse us, it’s time to put our car sponsor’s products to good use. *touches ear piece* this just in, she’s had a long day and has a headache, so nevermind!”

Travis—can I call you Travis? Good. Trammis,

If it makes you feel better, my productivity was ruined LONG before you came along.

I HAVE been looking for a poor investment opportunity...

O[][][][][][][]O™’s wife: “It was cute the first 10 times, but can I go to bed now? It’s 3 in the morning?”