Someone My Co-Worker Actually Commissioned a Surfboard With a 24-Karat Gold Trim to Pair With Their Rolls-Royce

Pretty ingenious!

It’s the same kind of joke like when I “joke” with my wife about having a threesome: “I’m just kidding babe!...unless you’re into it...but if not, TOTALLY JOKING...but if you want to...”

Shit... enthusiasts* 

GM Engineers:

I once got snowed in at the BUF airport, I was as mad as this plane was >:(

One of the cars has 43 miles on it and the other has 77

They better beef up the catch fences.

Were you thinking it should be more like $14K? because in 1995 dollars, you are right. Source: Dollartimes.com

you easily could.

WHEREAS, he could of just set up a sling account for $25 for blue or orange and added the sports package for $5 bucks which has the PAC12 network and watched the games on any device in like 5 min. 

I thought that was so you could wear them and return them? I’ve never done it because I’m not a terrible person

unless someone dies riding one, there won’t be a peep on Jalopnik about them

hahaha if that were any more spartan, the speedo would just be a needle that points to yes/no for moving/not moving.

Quick! Someone set up a bicycle start-up in Spain! 

“You’ve got the Datsun 280Z of weed eaters and you want to go trade it for a new Camry,”

Well at least they are setting reasonable expectations

Would you rather have this or $17.5 million worth of bruschetta?

Yes, Uber and Lyft are what make urban cores less desirable places to live...

Hey now! I’ve evolved to be a cube MAN.