I’m crying at my desk because of the oui :’D

Police: If you donate to a charity, we’ll let you go.

Welp, he looked dead after he collapsed and now I feel bad :(

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

OHHHHH, I see. He broke the Triumph speed record, not the overall speed record. Thanks.

So light lite

He already did?

Kinda like this

It’s like Oceans Eleven, as in he probably made off with eleven dollars.

My dad used to race back in the day (60s/70s), only he rode Nortons and Ossas. Every few years he does a retired riders race and can barely walk for the next week, but he loves it.

that’s why you got banned from the yoga studio.

you go think about what you said.

I can see the H-D tech telling the customer that the mods are not for street use as the tech waves to them as they ride away.

I prefer the dead man’s pose in yoga

“No seriously! We were actually robbed! Someone help us!”

Also, have sex with them.

You usually have to pay extra for that.

Michael Conlan was apoplectic

robbed at gunpoint by a men (or men—important distinction!)

why don’t we just let them tow 5 trailers while we’re at it...oh wait, THEN THIS HAPPENS!