This is why I laugh when a pro athlete is broke 2 years after their career

or if you’re Mr. Tracy it’s another Jeep

baseball is stupid.

Why don’t you just kill a goat or virgin before going into the garage and save yourself some pain?

And this is Chris Pratt

You could say that the “milk shot” was your money shot, oddly enough they look similar.

Excellent.

The driver’s seat seems to be in the “receive a blow job in the parking lot before the big game” configuration

35 fiddy

I wish I never was good at swimming or had the opportunity to attend Stanford, so maybe the newspapers wouldn’t want to write stories about me.

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This is so fetch.

Can you not read, he had Citi’s bike!

On May 23, 2016, Jack Montague would have graduated from Yale University with a degree in American Studies and started his post-college life with excitement, promise, and vigor no job opportunities because that’s not a real degree. Instead, he has filed a civil suit in the United States District Court for the…

I liked how the guy in the red coat with a bike got off his and decided to walk his through the crowd upon seeing what happened to this guy lol

...toe on the brake gives you no fine motor control over the throttle.

His instinct should be to keep his foot on the bag if he’s going to catch the ball, like he does over at second base. It wasn’t like it was a bang-bang play where instinct takes over. It was a play to throw out a bunt at first.

Stef,