maybe he meant indigenous.

Nice.

He’s right, we need a 500 Days of Dongers

What does Lyndon B. Johnson have to do with anything?

YOU MEAN THIS?!

.nvm.

also known as the “6 3/4 Litre“ because old England doesn’t use decimals

Sidenote: I don’t care how many times the MLB shows me that trailer, I’m not going to see TMNT 2

you’re thinking of NASCAR

Does he look like an elite professional athlete to you?”

Not the whole sport, just the crashes.

Was it because they couldn’t find his ribs because he’s fat or because he ate the ribs because he’s fat?

RIGHT?!

Good.

I like when it doesn’t break on the first try, so he has to do it again because HE’S STILL MAD! kinda like when a baseball player tries to break the bat over his knee and it doesn’t break lol

Good thing Phil Mickelson’s twin brother was there to catch it.

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I thought this was old news.

Carry. Travel.