White lambo is not very good.

Who the hell is paying “a lot of money” to watch billiards?

Says the 30 y.o. keyboard warrior.

That cluster looks amazing.

He’s clearly the nerdy kid in the neighborhood that no one wants to hang out with.

Rear brake access would be my guess.

Sweet shifter knob

You mean Jerry.

Having read a few submissions, I think there is one overarching answer: people who buy some vehicle that has a glaring shortfall, and then proceeds to complain about said shortfall.

It took me way too long to read this.

I’m sure there are plenty of tents being pitched for the new Tesla

I’m getting dizzy...

Racist.

and give you small breaks to unclench your sphincter

It’s a goddamn zoo in there!

But not the bottom button, never the bottom button

I’ll be pretty shocked if Lay’s upsets MasterCard.

Damnit, Taco!

God is a dick.

Is that why you stopped bidding?