I’ll give her a pearl necklace *high five*

Pretty sure that’s a lambo

As a Bills fan, I eagerly await “Why your team sucks 2015: Buffalo Bills”

I think this kid was thinking, “WHY IS MY DAD TRYING TO KILL ME?!”

KICKFLIP!

You sound like a true American and I would like to shake your hand. I also would have accepted, “I drink PBR because it’s cheap.”

Are the glasses prescription? Do you drink PBR ironically?

Fuckin’ hipsters...

The dead Nationwide kid.

This is a poligrip advert, right?

NP. All of it.

Step one: Breakup with wife/girlfriend

OM NOM NOM

That one time (multiple times) I got that sick-to-my-stomach feeling after tightening a bolt only to feel it go loose when it strips out.

Everything at Autozone

Flag is waving, this is clearly fake.

HFT FTW!

If my math is right, these alone bump the HP by at least 50.

nudes

BEEP! BEEP! COMIN, THRU!