So what DO you do? I’d take it out in cash, keep it in my house. You can probably get away with telling the police you didn’t trust the money in the hands of a bank that “accidentally” put it there in the first place. Then wait it out. Tell no one, hope everyone forget about it.

i remember having to do a marketing promotion that involved women submitting photos in bathing suits. I volunteered to do the “moderation guidelines” and when asked why: “Because I google image search whatever i want and plausibly call it ‘work’ when they try to fire me”.

Why would we want to reward them?

I wish we could punish fans like these, but they are already Browns fans.

I keep saying the same thing about vegetables, and listeria's numbers embarrass these mere 200.

Tonight, there are no bad takes.

Conversion therapy is super effective, ive met tons of hot dudes there.

I’m going on Sunday.  Partially because I love live football, and mostly because I intend to get a photo of every handjob sign i see and I don’t trust SNF camera operators to deliver.

Don’t forget: You bastard! Drop dead!

I thoroughly enjoy it’s schlockiness. I’m surprised Richard Dawson was willing to play himself, given you can obviously tell he isn’t really acting, and just showing you what it’s really like (minus the murder, probably).

The only reason I visit their site is because of their views of doxxing, so this isn’t a surprise to me.

Throwing a hurricane party huh?

Did we specify how far the 1st down was? I feel like anyone that can jump is capable of doing a goal line leap. You just need to cross before your inevitable widowed spouse gets $1 million.

Oh yea, I'm going European league soccer on that game and just exploding off people while grabbing body parts at random and screaming.

it’s pretty hypocritical to say “you don’t need to reply” 30 replies into a thread where you’re the first reply. You see that right?

it’s pretty hypocritical to say “you don’t need to reply” 30 replies into a thread where you’re the first reply. You…

*checks notes* - I did not start this conversation, nor am I the first reply IN this conversation. You sir, also “didn’t need to reply” to this topic, but chose to when you felt heritage breed, artisinal, small batch, handmade pork chops needed to be defended.

*checks notes* - I did not start this conversation, nor am I the first reply IN this conversation. You sir, also “did…

I don’t get why you’re so obsessed with defending overpriced meat?  

I don’t get why you’re so obsessed with defending overpriced meat?  

Land son. They aren’t making any more of it in DC.

My favorite part of any Dave McKenna story is the disclosures portion where he mentioned how many times subjects of his articles have called to berate him.

Aybe you just don’t understand how falsely marketing a product works.

Aybe you just don’t understand how falsely marketing a product works.