i laughed at both your jokes.

roll for initiative was the secret password to enter my last orgy.

Oh man, this is what the Browns want you to think. They got tired of plumbing the depths of 0-16 seasons, so now they want you to think they might be good so they can plumb the depths of wasted talent for a change.

Military spending oversight is nonexistent. 

Apocalypsed-out premiers this Thursday on TNT.

it doesn’t sound like a money issue so much as a timing issue. insurance doesn’t pay out the next day, and if it takes 2 months to get paid, her husband is home bound for 2 months.

I salute you both, with my penis.

This is Trump in a nutshell.  ‘Get us out of Syria - we shouldn’t be meddling in other peoples business’ he says, while rubbing his dick all over a map of Venezuela.

Sure it’s wrong, but is it “NFL” wrong?  

The funny thing about the NFL is that it’s complacency breeds these one-hit-wunderkinds. When you have a league full of coaches all trying to do the same thing, just NOT doing that can oftentimes be successful in the short run.

I cannot condone Sully on Sully violence.

Don’t stop at 10 years... We have practical experience past 100 years:

For, say, 13 years and four months?

How is this legal? This sounds like tip skimming written into the companies policy.

Who the hell is making a decision between Coors and Bud light based on “quality of ingredients”.

The lack of screen passes or any short yardage, high percentage plays was just baffling.

I justify it thusly: It’s the logical thing for DT to do. he latches onto to anything winning, anything big, and pretends he’s the reason for success. The Patriots, much like the NFL, don’t want to alienate their racist, jersey buying fans, so they go along with it.

Absolutely agree.  The pats are slow as hell on defense, and bad at tackling in space.  It also would have undercut the pressure in Goffs face to get some quick passes and screens going.  I 100% believe McVay is just too stupid to switch things up mid-game.

this was the story of Mcvay as a whole: He had a couple of great ideas, and when they were “fresh”, he was riding high atop the league, but that faded in the second half. People caught on, and they schemed against him, and he had nothing to replace those ideas with.

Totally agree. This is the team that was sitting on a defensive play for 3 quarters while getting their teeth kicked in during the Falcons game, waiting for JUST the right moment to unleash it to knock the Falcons out of field goal position. A FG that at the time seemed meaningless.