Dad?

Now we have a bulletproof reference whenever someone says they “love defensive games”.

If you like Maroon5.... even then, not really.

ALL of the top reviews are 1 star.

ALL of the top reviews are 1 star.

I only know one thing for certain... That guy is going to cut a hole in her cardboard cutout and stick his dick in it.

i mean, HOW DID HE GET ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE!  “hmm, i see here you pleaded down an assault on your girlfriend where you used a gun to threaten her life, then fired it into the pillow next to her.  Here’s a gun and badge, when can you start?”

I mean, add the 500k loan he isn't going to repay, and fuck off to a non extradition country with low cost of living? Definitely doable.

It doesn’t matter how many stars it has, it will always be under rated.

“It’s Applebee’s bottomless margarita night all over again”

Criminally underrated.

Agree that with the facts at hand, she should not be called a prostitute.

I... may get confused sometimes as to which one is the real Palin. I’ve seen about equal amounts of video footage of the two in my lifetime.

YES!

I mean, even in Vegas, you can get a pretty good meal for $60, while “smaller” and not unlimited is undoubtedly better.

To save you the math, 4.1B for 13,000 jobs works out to $315,000 per job.

I lack a photo but our local funeral home says “don’t get carried away by high prices” showing Paul bearers carrying a casket, and has “995 creamations” on it, misspelled and all.

At least when Kraft wins, you get a drunken slurring speech.  That’s always entertaining.  Never know what Bob’s going to say after 15 G&Ts.

Honestly, UGG Salesman probably would not have gotten him fired, and would have been pretty exceptional.

I mean, they have the roadmap from GRRM. I understand that their may be more nuance in the book, but I can’t imagine GRRM’s endgame is “Littlefinger goes to Winterfell with no one that is loyal to him, and ham-fistedly tries to drive a wedge between 2 sisters, one of which is a faceless assassin, in order to…

Apologies, i thought this was common sense.