i mean, making a joke about a special no one has ever seen is mostly harmless.  Redefining the core concept of the “force” and making it super dumb is something that kinda fucks with things in the past, present and future for the series.

This could have been a fun, light-hearted romp with Lando and I probably would have loved it.

You can hate the last Jedi and think Solo was extremely mediocre. They are two different movies, but you can make all kinds of bad movies that don’t resemble one another.

Right?  “I expect that if I did any research, and I have not, that all research would confirm that I am right.  This goes for everything i think.”

but you’d have to run and chase her. and that cop wasn’t going to run. It’s very obvious he had no interest in putting in any sort of effort.

“Fackin Sully, I told ya to DEpressurize the lines!”

Ehhh, Patricia didn’t really fall into either.  Mcdaniels on the other hand... ho boy.

I think that was the “backup” weapon if he ran dry on the shotgun. The .22 isn’t intimidating, but it will kill you once that little bullet finishes its laps inside your body.

This is not brag worthy. It’s like predicting someone will die eventually.  It was obviously going to happen eventually.

Has anyone seem my hypocrisy detector?  It was right here, and now there is just a black smear and a faint smell of smoke.

You go after a liquor store, you bring 2 buddies and a small arsenal with guns out before you get through the door. I worked at a hood-adjacent liquor store, and the owner had a shotgun and a 22 in reach at the register. I saw him pull it once on a kid with a knife, and he had that shotgun out sooooo fast.

i didn’t say any of that?

ANY head coach who says “that’s not my job” in a press conference is an unfit head coach.  

Today the NFL returned. I guarantee there are at least 3 highlights of someone angrily punching a person wearing a helmet.

The BEST part of the cup are the crazy stories surrounding it, and the debauchery that has occurred in it. It would be super boring if they prevented that stuff.

Double points for waiting for the helmet to come off.

I’ve always wondered this too. “pay me half what I’m worth, get half what I’m capable of”. Though likely, it would tank his value unless he publically said he was going to do it in advance.

I don’t see why its legal and encouraged to snap a rats spine in a trap, but not kick in a pigeon.

white kid here, i fucking shoplifted like a mofo as a child. I was a pretty shitty person in general from about 12-22.