Oh, i did.  It was awful, pointless, and didn’t have nearly enough Forest for my liking.

It made the deep cutting sarcasm of Tim that much better. I like to think Cooper went off to war and Tim came back.

Yeah, I watched Bright, Titan, Cloverfield paradox, and this is the end. I don’t know why, they were all terrible. I just keep letting then hurt me.

You shut your god damn mouth.

And omg how little did I care!  I saw these things, and did absolutely nothing to stop them.  Because fuck that, I was getting paid next to nothing, so I made sure i did next to nothing in return.

Yea, i feel hung jury coming as well.  Especially with that note about “reasonable doubt”.  There are 10 or 11 people areguing that 1-2 are being completely unreasonable, and will be unable to convince them.

I once worked retail. i stole a gas grill. True, it was an inside job. But I saw the following things stolen by regular old consumers:

omg, totally.  I mean, i’m all in favor of fixing it, but im not getting off the couch to do it.  That’s a literal statement, i am very lazy.

I live in Bridgeport, and I’d like to answer “yes”.

They had to tase him, firing their guns might have ignited the fumes.

Felony robbery for a soda?  How is that a felony?  I’m not on this guys side, but i thought “felony” meant something more than “nearly the least expensive possible thing that can be robberied”.

I dunno if you’ve got 2 hours, but there is an even worse BMX movie out there...

Social engineering. You don’t realize how dumb you are until someone who knows how to take advantage of social norms tricks you.

Sooo, the DEFENSE version of events is “I opened fire on teenagers throwing rocks from a protected position behind a fence, and twice re-positioned to get a better firing line on the teenagers throwing rocks.” Jesus.  That’s insane.

It’s an absolute travesty that the eliminator was not included. You don’t want to piss off people named Blaze and Gemini.

Grilled?  If we’re going to war for Chicken, Fried Drumsticks will fly on our banners.

Tom Hanks and Seth Green... I’m just stuck on this.

Yea, i read this as “drunk oil tycoon had a gambling problem and tried to whip up profits by driving his employees to madness with crazy memos.”

You could sell this to hipsters at $50 a shot.  “Oh me? I only drink recently unearthed prohibition beer.”

But will you be able to give the entire speech while on one knee?