A wink, followed by a dic pick means you wink, and then you send a dick pic... One should always send dick pic, and then wink. Because if you wink first, its gross(er).

You wink BEFORE you pull out your dicpic? PERVERT.

Counterpoint: suck my drumstick and eat what I serve or go somewhere else.

I *think* what happened here is that WhiteFish’s contract stipulates they are billing at X and paying Lineman at Y. IE - they have to pay certain wages in order to bill certain rates. This is actually pretty common in this type of contract. So, Whitefish is then paying Lineman less, but billing them at the higher…

I mean this legitimately, what law did he break if he pursued true charges against her because of her political views? I don’t know if the charges are true or not, and I definitely believe he targeted her because of them. but if she committed an actual crime (or rather, if they can prove she can), is there anything…

“I’ve got all these Fuck Obama stickers. I guess I could sell you an Obama sticker, and sell you this Trump/Pence sticker, but ma’am, I need to tell you that I cannot combine them in the manner you have requested due to my christian beliefs. I will still sell you both stickers though, as I am a firm believer in…

You need to give him a break, he has too much on his plates.

so, bonuses?

so, kind of like, i dunno, a bonus? I don’t “win” my annual bonus, I get it based on performance. You could say “reward”, for example. But I’m not winning a contest here. It isn’t being handed out to top 5 referrers, it’s a business transaction.

Yes, and I win $50 for every encyclopedia I sell door to door, and I win a salary if I show up to work every day for 8 hours. That’s a shitty way of phrasing it.

Ok, 2 tire blocks and a pull through parking spot and I’m free to idle the car while I get wasted.

Err, what’s passive aggressiveness about this? My complaint is only in the writers incorrect choice of words. Your being paid, not winning something.

I mean, you aren’t “winning” you’re being paid for referrals in free gear. Most companies give you cash or discounts, but free stuff is nice too.

thats what stock or broth is. you’re just making it really inefficiently and ruining a turkey in the process.

You don’t see a lot of great reviews on Element TV’s... You can get a 55" TCL with Roku for $319, and just load up Amazon Prime from there.

You don’t see a lot of great reviews on Element TV’s... You can get a 55" TCL with Roku for $319, and just load up…

This is what happens when you deviate from your route.

Ummm. More than half, yes? http://toddwschneider.com/posts/the-simpsons-by-the-data/

Right, pretty much all of those things happened WAY after everyone stopped watching. The character was pretty thoroughly established far before that, and then they tried to round him out after they ran out of storylines for everyone else. Shit, they gave him a clone in a different convenience store in the classic…

i totally read it as everything from a beautiful personal secretary to Bob Taft. Which, i mean, clearly this guys is a equal opportunity fucker.

I definitely read it this way as well. He has very diverse tastes.