Also - if you suck at food prep, maybe don’t volunteer to do food prep? You’re probably good at something, try volunteering to DO that for free for a charitable cause.

i enjoyed most things other than the endless action. I liked the world building, i like the nuanced fight scenes. I only hated the tunnel fight scenes and the bowery king. laurence fishburne has Jack Nicholson disease. he needs someone to stand next to him and tell him to tone it down 50% IN EVERY SCENE.

*casually drops knife, kicks it over to where Jerry and Roger and sitting.*

It’s great when everyone I hate goes to war with everyone else I hate.

Not my favorite show, but Alpha Dogs had a great moment when a republican senator gives this speach:

That’s not a good way to make turkey or stuffing. Making 2 inferior dishes simultaneously is not efficiency, it’s a waste of food.

Super disagree on the the easier than sous vide part. A propane burner and giant vat of oil is definitely more setup and cleanup than a cooler with water in it on my counter.

bro, if you can’t see the difference between a public bar, and a dark road in the middle of nowhere, then i can’t help you.

do bartenders typically take customers down dark roads into the middle of nowhere if they request it? Do Craigslist sellers do that?

Respectfully, you are wrong. Digital analytics have come a long way, and in the modern programmatic media landscape, buys don’t operate based on “total page views” or “comments”. Ads are based on more sophisticated metrics, tracked with pixels, and guaranteed at a certain level of viewability. This shift has occured…

Right, and one would need to scan your face surreptitiously. I mean, if you’re going to force someone to submit to the scan, you can just hold the phone infront of their face and unlock it.

This is internet. No one likes it when you both make good points and have a civil conversation. Someone reference Hitler already.

Give me the Deadspin Hall Of Fame, or give me a dead internet connection.

this just another case of ends justifying the means. you have to say no, otherwise youll inevitably be doing evil.

That picture of a guy humping his cars tailpipe will not leave my memory.

they go pretty hard at this stuff. They just suck at the upfront contract negotiations and the press-war.

The argument is called you have better options than a punch.

Yea, I throw a polite “if you’re too good for this school/university/Denny’s, feel free to leave.”

Yea, no other way 4 officers could prevent a drunk chick from hitting them other than by punching her in the face. It’s punch or die! Good job, officer Mayweather!

By your logic, he should have just shot her with his service weapon.