The whole Showtime broadcast team is trash.

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

“Giant... 69 Splash”

And it was just a day ago that Deadspin was lamenting the death of the Hot Take.

You are my favorite troll.

What makes you say that? It’s not like they were necking or anything.

Tom Brady is an anti-dentite.

The chance of 9/11 being an inside job is the same as the chance of Shaq making a free throw.

I'm sure this has been said, but can I just reiterate how fucking sick the amount of power pro sports unions have is? I'm staunchly pro-union, but it's fucking gross how much power millionaires have over the union members who need it - maids, miners, plant workers, cooks (who barely have union coverage), nurses. Fuck…

Who reads that shit? Ordinary fucking people. I hate em.

Girl who's now a fashion designer or something who had CUNT tattooed on her inner lip. She was fucking beautiful

The NFL has as much credibility as do ards of the state

Thanks Lenny! Well I guess I showed them..

Wouldn't IOC testing catch something? Speaking of which, wasn't baseball in the Olympics during the steroid era (honestly can't remember)? If so, why didn't the IOC catch anything?

All the litigation, the notoriety, the deportation to Canada, and that country's subsequent refusal to accept him.

I can't stand Richard Sherman, and I'm not sure why. It doesn't make sense in some ways to me because my favorite, and I think the most important, athlete is Muhammad Ali. And my God did he shit talk. Maybe it's because Ali was a thousand times clearer and funnier in speech, or because he put his money where his mouth…

Except spelling, apparently.

Well, 3 Championship Games in a row isn't bad. Nor is their average 12-4 season together. The criticisms of Brady/Belichick sound like inverse praises of Tebow: "He's not clutch! Can't win when it counts!" Instead, they just keep on going farther than most teams can hope to go each season.

Well, 3 Championship Games in a row isn't bad. Nor is their average 12-4 season together. The criticisms of Brady/Belichick sound like inverse praises of Tebow: "He's not clutch! Can't win when it counts!" Instead, they just keep on going farther than most teams can hope to go each season.

I and my friends love watching it (haven't in a long time because I don't have cable), and we're all very liberal, college graduates, etc. We just like watching people fuck around and have fun in dumb ways...breaking onto a private golf course to steal bullfrogs from a pond so you can have frog legs? Hilarious.