if only there were a music style based on always having bad things happen to you, they might be able to express their pain

I assume all of these Grahams (no relation) are crackers?

I for one stand with them. These glory boy sega genesis millenials have no loyalty. They’re too busy playing Pokémon go or doom to practice laying down a bunt, let alone consider their fans. At the arcade instead of in the batting cage, too busy with their dvds to hit the damn cut off man. Cut it out with cruisin USA…

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Wang

“Oh god, look at that.”
-Brett Favre texting you at 3am.

Report: HighAndTight Blames 130 Career NFL Games For Gronk’s Injuries

“The state of our union is not so strong. But with the appointment of Dr. Guerrero, it will be pliable.” - Trump, veering off-script on Tuesday

You have him mistaken with someone else. He’s an airline pilot. 

Schiano is leaving?  How can they have a staph without Schiano?

I happen to work in logistics and part of my job involves dealing with UPS, FedEx, DHL whenever there are problems delivering packages from our customers or packages we sent out of one of our many warehouses.

All you very good not-quites, ‘tis dawn of new day-
You Dykstras, Delgados, Ellis Burks and Ron Cey,
Jeff Kent and Mark Grace, Gil Hodges and Keith,
Justice, Gonzalii (Adrian and Luis),
Crime Dog and Murphy, each and every Alou,
Strawberry, Sosa, and John Olerud,
Munson, Posada, Clarks Jack and Will;
With Baines now…

You are still allowed to use that move in high school. You can also put your entire body weight down on your target.

This “blame” is a stock standard affirmative defense. It’s automsticaly included in any responsive pleading where it’s remotely possible because if not raised it’s waived.  It would be malpractice not to include it.  It doesn’t mean it’s an actual argument that’s being raised.  

thread needs moar:

Fool—His money

I’m gonna go give this a star, give this a star.

Epic succession of shots. Still nothing beats this for me: