At one time, Lucas manufactured a vacuum cleaner.  It was their only product that didn’t suck.

When the heater starts getting you warm that means it’s on fire

Until you drive one

He claimed that when they receive new cars they will only do 30 mph and that they are not completely finished and the dealer has to finish building them at the dealership. “Because you can’t ship a finished car here from Japan.”

Not great. Turbos, every oil seal can and will leak (at work we call them the unholy trinity: Oil filter housing, oil pan, and valve cover), ignition coils, throttle body, thermostat, water pump, and so on. The interior feels quite dated and the coating on the buttons rubs away almost as bad as GM’s & VAG’s buttons…

I said it was in New Jersey.

But it doesn’t come with mirrors.

If you’re on this website and you don’t at least respect these cars, you’re crazy. Not saying you have to buy one, but when an OEM sits around a table and decides 707 isn’t enough, that’s incredible. This is the supernova of horsepower before electricity and autonomy take over consumer cars eventually.

What you really want is the Canadian edition, Hoser Posers & Dozers, eh.

Don’t eat at Chipotle.  

. . . anyone in the stands with a decent arm at Martinsville can throw a beer or drink over the fence and onto pit road.

I already have two boobs on my chest.

Show us on the doll where the joke hurt you.

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

A color like that makes it hard to play hide-and-sheik.

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I have a friend who only buys Dodge because his daddy said something stupid once.

Everyone at Gizmodo Media is now a union pundit. You just have to get used to it. Maybe someday they’ll go on strike and we’ll have to put up with replacement writers from Oppo for a while. Meanwhile, they’ll keep complaining that their office is too cold, do nothing about it, and continue to tell us how awesome…

Thank you. This isn’t the first time that Comrade Shilling has lobbed out the “labor deserves everything it creates” line.