You told him wrong.

Next week we’ll get paid in Tesla credits! We can spend them at the Tesla store!

MILF TTs

I will post mine from the other side of the equation.

a $2 cucumber? Dude, stop shopping at Whole Foods.

Well, maybe. But as someone else pointed out, he's got the seat reclined, and appeared to have woken up briefly. There's falling asleep, and then there's premeditated napping. 

Low miles for the year, but too high to aid its collectible value. Super rare, due to low initial numbers and 28 years of attrition, but with styling that says “old” more than “classic”. It’s clean, rare, and quirky, but it’s not quite beyond just being an obscure old car you’ll have to explain to people how rare and…

Buy your GTI from yourself.

Ooh buddy, have I got the car for you. It’s under your budget, and it’s fun to drive, and it’s not the most unreliable, nor the thirstiest car out there. It’s a new to you E60 M5! Give me a call, let’s make a deal. As soon as it gets out of the shop.

The Hennessey Turboni Z7 can do it in about 2 weeks.

I actually happen to think that the stereotypical Consumer Reports subscriber would also be the stereotypical Tesla Motors customer.

I mean... he’s not wrong

Damn, people can’t take a joke these days! Did I need a /s or a ;)?

Guess the seller has a soft top too... 

A cheap steel can with plastic wood inside is not worth $7300.

Wow, I voted in the minority with my NP, which is rare for me.

You know that thing where you can read an entire sentence and understand it even if the letters are all scrambled, so long as the first and last letters of each word are in the proper locations? Yeah. I looked at the header graphic and read “Hotchikss.” Apparently I reside somewhere between dyslexia and Freudian…

They also happen to completely destroy shins in parking lots, but you don’t need a mannequin to tell anyone that, just a dummy (ouch).

They used them in Slovenia, back in ‘42