What the ad doesn’t say is that this Caroll Shelby is a 67 year old woman who lives in Van Nuys. CP

They didn’t buy them, either.

And a lot more frowns =D

I consider the consistency of million-mile Lexuses a much more impressive feat of engineering.

Hell no !

“Be smart about this! Don’t make us shoot you!”

People in the comments, this is “Nice Price or Crack Pipe”, not “would I buy this car”?

Throw in a pair of these:

Well la dee da, Mr. Doesn’t-Get-Chased-By-Supervillains.

Straight lines are for fast cars. Turns are for fast drivers.

Hidden Valley hates you, too.

Cub Cadet XT1

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

This would make them wish they fixed the broken spark plug on the Audi.

It always stuns me to watch them control these bikes. The power-to-weight ratio of them is insane; 0-60 faster than F1 (on a 350 lb bike), and the speed and angles in the cornering blows my mind whenever I see it. Couple that with the fact that I think the average rider weighs around 140 lb, so their own strength to…

Something something C8 costs $200k less something something

Yesssss. Another article where a bunch of people angry that they’ll never be able to afford a Corvette tell us all the faults of the new Corvette before it’s actually released!

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