Given the nature of the discovery, there is no reason the last sentence of paragraph one doesn't read "New evidence has come to light". I feel like there's been a massive oversight in the pun department.

In an odd little coincidence, I actually know a married couple by the names of Cindy and Jim. And they adopted. Just, you know, the normal way.

Oh god, if Arrow plays out that time Kevin Smith drunkenly slapped ritual, demonic, child sacrifice all over Stanley and his Monster and called it a Green Arrow comic, I will be so pissed.

Oracle, yes. The rest on the list, I'm less sure. Also, one must consider varying definitions of coolness; having a dog that wears a cape and mask only makes someone cooler in my book.

It really is Rory, but Astrid is a very, very close second. I may have kind of mostly gotten sick of Fringe itself, but Astrid was always great.

Well it's about damn time we get a Nu-Who companion who's from another time period. It is a time travel show after all, does the human character have to always be from earth now?

Oh, wow. Not only did I watch, and love this show as a kid, this episode in particular is likely the root of a decent percentage of my nightmares and fears to this day. Fun fact, I recently torrented this episode to see if the Morlocks were as scary now as they were then. Answer: yes. Yes they are.

I really want to say that a faithfully adapted Black Canary will be enough to get past the superhero tv curse. Maybe third appearance is the charm and we'll get a good version of her this time. Because that's truly what modern day television needs, in my book. More Black Canary.

Until I see actual footage of the movie, I'll reserve judgement on what it feels like they're going for. What I want to see, however, is an interpretation of Godzilla that allows for the metaphor for nuclear destruction as well as the heroic, earth defending Godzilla. Perhaps a metaphor for the power, both…

"No amount of pontification will change how utterly badass this robot is." Looks like Neil DeGrasse Tyson has some fierce competition for the coolest scientist around.

As happy as I am to see Guy Gardner showing up, the fact that they describe him as "Hal Jordan cranked to Level 10" is my ultimate problem with this show (and modern comics version of Hal Jordan). I miss the Silver Age Hal "the ring chose you for a reason" Jordan who was at one point one of the moral cornerstones of…

And within two weeks the Black Eyed Peas stole the sound, and used it as a continuous sample in a crappy song all about partying.

Smurfs... 2. I'm just trying to find a way of saying those two words together that don't make me gaze into the abysmal depths of infinite, indescribable horror, but so far no combination or intonation is working.

Uh, I'm thinking it has to be an attempt at getting a full or mostly full body replication of said character or theme. So, if the character in question is a Ninja Turtle, a bad mask wouldn't cut it, but a bad mask, a goofy shell, and maybe a terrible weapon or two would.

Cosplay mandatory. Quality not an issue, just make sure that everyone present at least attempted it.

I'm still going with Knights of Cydonia, although having now seen this I will admit there's likely some level of influence. Also, was that the robot bar tender from Fifth Element? "You want some more?"

Dear Life,