I agree with you to an extent - all of his chase songs and background scores are almost entirely interchangeable (with the exception of Saving Private Ryan,) but you can’t argue that his themes aren’t iconic. I mean, even though they share the same motifs, nobody’s going to mix up the theme for Jurassic Park with the…

Relax man, I’m just ribbing you. Though if you’re going to call John Williams a hack we’re gonna have to have some words :)

To me that’s kind of an odd choice - the first was rough around the edges to be sure, but nothing that would require a complete reboot, especially since they left the first game on a cliffhanger. I want to know what happens next damn it, I already know Faith’s backstory.

Are you really demanding a Star Wars game without the Star Wars soundtrack!?

It took a pretty embarrasing amount of time for me to realize that. Now, whenever I hear that -

The movie did maintain scientific fidelity to those two concepts. “The most scientifically accurate black hole on a big screen” isn’t hyperbole. It’s a statement of fact. Despite the fiction part of the tesseract, it was still based on how Kerr singularities affect spacetime; because the singularity of a rotating…

Relativity and black hole physics weren’t ignored for the film. I’m not totally sure why everyone was under the assumption that they were going to make sure that every detail was airtight, because the filmmakers had been pretty upfront that they were making sure that the core concepts were correct while handwaving…

Yup, Victorian London is the Assassin’s Creed I’ve wanted to play since the first one. Everyone else can piss and moan, but I’m excited.

Je ne suis pas d’accord.

I’m not the kind of type to bitch about the quality of Doctor Who these days, but goddammit. If you already know that you’re not going to kill off the Master permanently, stop ending seasons with the Master dying without any fucking regeneration, and stop making the Doctor look so hurt or conflicted when he sees the…

Bush’s last two years - “Hey, can I stop being President yet?” Obama’s last two years -

Don’t forget Harry Potter:

It's not about the wrong sort of people liking the story. At all. It's about the wrong sort of people using these authors' artistic works as political football to further agendas that the authors do not agree with. That's why it's important for these authors to make it very clear why they are pulling their stories…

You've got some reading to do.

Giving a fellow American shit for putting ketchup on a hot dog is basically Communism. KETCHUP AND HOT DOGS GO TOGETHER. AS GOD INTENDED.

Yikes. Here, this always makes me happy:

No kidding. It's almost like the collective 180 the Gawker network did on liking True Detective earlier this year, only without bothering to appreciate the film first.

May I see it?

It's a bit of a headscratcher to see io9 so consistently get plot details so wrong. Maybe the print that they saw cut out the part where TARS describes explicitly what is happening inside the tesseract?