If this investigation doesn’t lead to trump being impeached, the little faith I have in our democracy will be completely dead.

Yeah that seems like a really strange go to for a white supremacist. “I’ll put all those subhuman scum in place with my vast knowledge of musical theater!”

Do they instruct the contestants to scream out the words like they’re functional illiterates playing hangman for their life?
“I’d like to solve the puzzle, “WON-CEE UP-ON AH TYE-ME!”
“Great job, Lenny.”

Actually, he would have tried to buy a 6 and 9.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

Am I fake news?!

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

I was familiar with Selena’s music, but didn’t know much about her until I had the mandatory “watch Selena in Spanish class” over two days.

Yes

The Conways’ dog is wondering the same thing.

They are expecting their fifth child. *barfing*

I am hoping that Trump is correct: that there is an active investigation into Trump, with warrants and wiretaps and charges coming soon. I’d love to see that happen.

I’m still waiting for proof Obama isn’t American.

I think you are absolutely correct. Obama’s been gnawing at Trump’s brain wires since he wiped the floor with Donnie at the WHCD, then calmly walked off stage to attend to the attack on Bin Laden, which might have destroyed his presidency had it gone wrong. Now that is truly grace under pressure, and Trump is, on…

In his heart of hearts, Trump knows he will never measure up to Obama, and that constant knowledge is killing him piece by piece.

Trump can’t buy the education, class, grace, and adoration Obama has.