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He’s worn out three DVDs each of Wall Street and Scarface.

And I’d think this douche was an incredible asshole just based on the fit of his pants - I don’t have to see him behaving like a fucking mindless rabid raccoon.

I concur. It would be great-er if it were a reflection of actual women in the industry.

“That said, I think the statement is great.”

Jesus fucking Christ, are you the sleazy loser in the photo? Get some fucking therapy, pissant.

I bet this guy just thinks he’s so edgy and funny, who yearns to bring back the greed is good 80's yuppy while watching The Wolf of Wall Street weekly.

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

Aww, c’mon! He’s a good guy! He was drunk\high\just goofin’! He scored a big deal and was blowin’ off some steam! He gave a homeless guy five bucks once back in college!

I mean I still think there should be a line between humping an inanimate object and actual pedophilia which involves a real human child, but I don’t disagree that this is very disturbing. The fact that it doesn’t register as repulsive to him is just gross.

Probably the type of dude who laughs at pedophilia jokes and congratulates underage boys who’ve been raped (“Way to score, bro!!”)

Honestly I wonder if this qualifies as borderline pedophilia. Beyond the stupidity of humping a statue, there should have been a thought going ‘hey, maybe I shouldn’t do this to a statue of a small child, because joking about fucking and rubbing my body against an image of a young girl is wrong’ through his head,

Damn it Kevin! I hate that fucking guy.

Life imitates art.

I feel like there’s probably a picture somewhere with this guy’s hands all over the bull’s scrotum too.

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

Can we pool our money to set up a fake gay conversion camp for kids? We’ll be all churchy and then when the parents pull away, it’ll just be a regular fun camp for kids with shitty parents.

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Well this is also unrelated to hell but it makes me laugh and that cat gif reminded me of it:

Lol, I found this one

also, google searching for “7th circle of hell gif” is fun. i found this one: