I know a lot of people who got hooked on pain pills because it took the edge of their stress and anxiety. Suddenly, with one pill, they could handle their jobs/families/relationships better within twenty minutes. And what’s wrong with that? Just wanting to feel halfway human in your life without being overwhelmed by…

I would never be able to access heroine because of my poor people skills. Like, the social anxiety I would feel just gearing up to ask for some (or however it works) is already making me nauseous.

He’s got his college-era Scarface movie poster hung above his waterbed.

Wow why does this matter so much to you?

THE PANTS ARE THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS (almost).

Yeah, I appreciate the gesture but this was not well-executed. Like you said, a woman statue would’ve been more appropriate. And maybe standing adjacent to the bull instead of putting her in a position that could be construed as standing up against a healthy market? I’m very “meh” about this.

lol k.

Yeah, this whole endeavor sounds well-intentioned, but poorly executed. And who dedicates their whole life to periods? Constantly thinking about leaking and staining and smelling...out of all the other interests in the world, why?

Well yeah, peroxide and makeup will do wonders for anyone. Look at Khloe. I’m not being snarky. Seriously, look at her.

Don’t, man. She’s an eleven-year-old. And you sound like one.

Oh Jesus, I was going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say it was maybe a snack. But there’s no plate under there. However, given how these people live the assumption of appropriate plates might be generous on my part.

I still haven’t figured things out. Up in a bun 4 LYFE.

I’m sure it’s a 4 in some brands. But as far as I’m concerned, that looks like a 12-14 easy.

Still, though.

lol k

I’m pretty sure that’s part of it. The asshole allure, and all that.

OT, but Angelina: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE BILLY BOB THORNTON FOR BRAD PITT? He’s just so much...cooler. I just finished watching him in Fargo and I want to lick that salt-and-peper smile right off his face. 

I’m sure she’s just stringing him along to rub it in Angelina’s greasy, sallow face. That’s what I did with my ex: prove you’re the one they prefer at their core. And then leave both of them miserable.

Yeah, “Shane” is not the brightest bulb.

“Shane” is either a troll, or an idiot. Either/or.