I swear, I only do it to left lane campers, and extreme tailgaters. It works 90% of the time.

They are like a good neighbor. None of my neighbors want to pay me to fix my house or car either.

They always remind me of a dog in its poop stance.

Pretty much every brand-new exotic. And conversely, I gain respect for guys I see driving 10 year or older exotics. The former have money, the latter have passion.

Any lifted full size pickup.

No doubt qualified immunity will come in to play.

A “Machine Gun Kelly” is when you lick a famous person’s asshole, but secretly you’re jerking off to pictures of yourself.

I blotted a few times. Was normal levels of greasy for a fried thing.

Ha! I was just talking the other day with someone about dipping peanut butter sandwiches in chili. When I was a kid in the 70's, the school cafeteria always served plain peanut butter sandwiches on chili day. We dipped them in the chili because they were hard to choke down otherwise!

Cleaning, storage, and the cutting board used have made a huge difference in my ability to keep a knife in good condition. Its left me more confident in more expensive knives as well.

I know. Idiots

I used expanding foam to fill some small holes in my house a few years back. The foam is now an unattractive yellow color and I feel like it was a bad idea. I would recommend skipping the foam, and going with cement/concrete.

Then it would appear you just cracked what five university researchers couldn’t. Well done.

My worst didn’t have anything to do with the actual car. I was driving a 4Runner that I LOVED, but got a new job where the commute was going to be 60 miles each way. I decided I HAD to get a commuter car immediately. Trouble is that I was,

It was rough and cheap and expensive and great

1981 Jetta diesel. 52 hp, starter motor was about 1/10 of that. Fuel turned to wax in the cold weather because it had no fuel line heater. 12 volt battery was too small for the high compression engine and the huge starter. I made mods to all that after the first winter. Continual issues followed I swear that it was…

2010 Geely MK.

How about some Kraft Mack and Seize...

Someone who smokes in a sealed up car probably can’t smell for shit anyway 😄

Smokers sense of smell isn’t the greatest. I imagine if they could actually smell themselves they wouldn’t be smokers. 🤣