Congrats Brownell, you’ve surpassed Torchinsky for stupid article subjects. 

1. You’re looking for something that isn’t there.

2. You missed the part where this completely wipes San Francisco off the map.

No, you know what? This is cute, and I’m going to try it.

Those are gorgeous!

Without question my SSP Smash Up Derby sets. I had two so a total of four cars. The 50's era Chevy and Ford were the best. Used them outside in the garage, on the sidwalk, in the basement. Even raced them straight into concrete walls. They came with ramps, parts that few off on impact and somehow, despite all my best…

Just....ewwww.....

I can't believe nobody said Idle Stop.

“Fuel” Just brings up memories of the early 00s and making everything “EXTREME!” (X-Games, Everything Mountain Dew, etc.)

I’m a 40 year old suburban dad who drives an Equinox. Nothing makes me feel cool while driving. 

My mental image of cool reeks of “peaked in high school in 1987". I don’t care. Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.

“Pretty sure that’s Nick Nolte, dude”

The good news for Busey is that his lawyer should have no problem getting a not guilty by reason of insanity verdict. Because, you know, Busey...

I stand corrected

And don’t forget the hidden costs.

Checking Home Depot, the cheapest electric dryer is $209 and the cheapest heat pump dryer is $1449. At $85/year savings on your electric bill, it will take 15 years to break even. And it certainly won’t even last that long (also keep in mind that a heat pump dryer is massively more complex inside).

As a colorblind person I need to get a better instant read thermometer to be more comfortable grilling. I cannot see the pink in meat. 

tech news on gizmodo?

There’s an outside chance it was John Oliver’s team... and I sincerely hope that it was.

It’s the perfect number! The largest number ever!