They are wilfully ignorant. They don’t want to learn anything that might contradict their religious beliefs, because their opinions are based on their religion, not on actual science.

Dear Salty,

I liked it when the shouty man thought demagogue was a verb.

Bommarito is one of the better ones, we’ve bought three cars through them over the years. No hassles, no pressure, and they have a 10 year 200k warranty on all new cars.  Gonna replace my Golf with a honda from them next spring.

What the hell kind of dishwasher did they find that’s as loud as a diesel freight train at 100ft!?

I would just keep buying and selling John Cena’s Ford GT over and over again.

“She was a punk”

I enjoyed this story in a way I’m ashamed to admit. Bravo.

Fake what now?

I wish I had a photo, but this happened in about 1994, the summer after my freshman year of college, sooo...

Well chute, that's not good.

This is mine.

Once, while camping in New Mexico, a saw a white woman cry because she got her caribiner stuck in a tree.

No, I probably wouldn’t serve LeBron’s kids wine, but I don’t think they are coming to visit any time soon.

I really don’t understance why guys do this.

It’s good he didn’t land the kick. Durst was standing right at the edge of the stage and could have been seriously injured in an ensuing fall.

All chaps are assless. Otherwise, they'd just be pants.

That’s not how being a manager works. You’re responsible for the appearance of your staff. If I wore assless chaps to work (even though my dress code doesn’t specifically outlaw assless chaps) it would be someone’s job to tell me not to do that because although some establishments are fine with assless chaps, this one…

Nigga. I am in public trying not to scream. 

You are a no-hit wonder.