harmon20
Harmon20
harmon20

That seal put some mustard on it too.

I have to confess, I was trolling a little bit on this one and seeing all of the outraged, humorless hicks in the grays wasn’t entirely unexpected. Your take is a good turnabout.

When I lived in the south and some traitor flag waving asshole would call me “Yankee”, I would thank him and say, “You’re right, I am a winner”.

Ssomebody tell me again why testimony is not evidence enough that a sexual assault occurred but it’s somehow sufficient to kill a man.

Police found second decomposing body at the same site, but Clark was not charged for any crime in connection to it.

David Tracy still hasn’t given up his hopes on this Jeep.

This guy, however, gets it.

If I can tell the difference between Amy Adams and Isla Fisher (which, depending on how they doing their hair, is damn hard to do) some lame at the NYT should have no issue telling the difference between Bassett and Omarosa. There is too much technology (a simple Google search at the very least, Jesus) for this kind

None of these crash test dummies are sitting like you are supposed to be in a Tesla.

How the fuck do you not notice Brandon Moore’s ass looming in front of you!

Melania on their wedding night:

I’ve repeatedly told friends and family starting in 2016 that there is a zero percent chance we get out of the Trump Administration without seeing his dick, and each day I feel we get a bit closer to that.

There’s a little on your chin.

New game:  Buffalo or the former Soviet Union?

I fantasize about doing this shit everyday. Just standing up during another pointless meeting, putting my cardkey on the table and just walking out.

Kristen is too glorious. I will therefore refrain from expressing how foolish her opinion is. I hope the question is asked next of someone detestable so I can let loose. Maybe that cad, Fred Armison...

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roa... Oh, shit! OH SHIT! WE DO! WE DO NEED ROADS! SWEET JESUS, WHERE ARE MY ROADS?!

i decided against posting after all.

my favorite part is when the 3rd dude picks up the discarded ciggie for a drag

“Immortal ranks” ???