I didn’t SET my hair on fire, my hair obtained the status of BEING on fire, somehow _accidentally_, I think in the kitchen?

Ugly, ah, ah, finds a way. 

Should’ve used a burner account for this one.

This RN post was entirely not rude enough and I am furious that you went off-brand to actually connect with people on a personal level instead of dismissing them with a razor sharp one-liner. As a pillar of the Kinja comment section you should really think twice before making such compassionate posts.

Yeah I missed that.  It wasn’t the overall thrust of the piece, but he was definitely wrong there.

First off, work is work, and the people who do an honest job should be treated with dignity and respect, on the clock and off.

There’s only room for one halo in F1.

This is a better view.

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.

Please. That word seems so harsh!! Let’s all start calling it the “m-word”. That seems like a thing that needs to happen.

Quitting smoking? Try these other harmful, addictive substances instead.

Just one hour earlier, Latimore posted on his Facebook page, “Thru all the bullshit I den been thru I’m just glad I can say I made it to see 17.”

Fancy Kristen does not bother with silly things like “nationality”. Borders are for the poor. 

“FEEL IT! FEEL IT!”

Cracka pox

She must be the daughter of Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker

I like my oatmeal lumpy.

here you go:

Sweet baby Jesus, that’s a whole lot of gorgeous in one photo.