Watched a drunk friend think he was the shit and try to grab a girl’s ass at a party, only to get slapped so hard he stumbled back into a bush and dropped his beer on himself. Shit was amazing.

Good and meaningful gesture, and Canada should keep doing things like this. We can always do better, though.

No

Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm.

This gif without context is funny. He starts gyrating his hips and people from the crowd are drawn towards him and start taking their clothes off. There is no other explanation and it’s what should happen.

He is a treasure.

A sobering indication of the times we live in. Even MBCock must adapt.

Remember how some of us were like “Well, pastor has a point...”?

Update: I told Mr. TrumanChipotle I was cripplingly aware of my mortality and he commented in a way that was meant to be reassuring “you’ll always live on in my memory”.

Now that we are in the 21st century, the name itself is the most dangerous part of “Scarlet Fever.” Scarlet fever is simply your standard case of strep throat with an additional rash. My 5 yr old son had it this spring (upper midwestern U.S.) and you treat it the same way you would any run-of-the-mill case of strep…

(it was what killed Beth in Little Women, after all)

Well, this isn’t surprising. Has it come out that he’s assaulted any children yet? As Roman Polanski said, “everyone wants to fuck young girls.”

That would be wise. I mentioned that were rumours about a revered actor on this site a couple of weeks ago, I didn’t even repeat the rumours, just said there were rumours, and boy, did I touch a nerve! People were demanding I name my sources, pretty much prove below the line rumours that I didn’t even say I believed…

I thank you and I appreciate your screen name.

That’s spot on, my friend.

Not going there. I’m not interested in debating if I name someone’s fave, especially since it wasn’t ME pointing the finger but someone else. I’ve been at Jezebel too long to willingly get into that shitshow.

I’m fine with bad people going down and I think that the celebrity culture we have been building was very unhealthy to begin with. Bring it on! I’m down with idealisation meeting reality. The more people understand that we are all mere humans, regardless of profession, the more likely it is that we will all learn and…

OK, so the Code 45* has been dormant since last Tuesday, given that last Wednesday apparently was All Gobbler’s Eve or the first day of the pagan festival of the Gluttonic Equinox or whatever the fuck it is you people are celebrating down there in America. What’s important is that there has been no Barf Bag for the…

Thanks!

Rich widow, poor widow, black widow... We’ll take whatever form we can get!