heh

Before you all go lusting after Avenatti, just remember that he is also likely a terrible human being who is just a competent lawyer using the media attention for his own personal gain, and could give two shits about actual justice or other’s rights. He is exactly as #TheResistence as James Comey is.

If he’s so fucking rich why didn’t he abort the rest of his brood? They all look like character studies for a reboot of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Even if undeniable evidence came out that 45 himself actually performed the abortion on a love-fetus from an affair and consumed it with a bucket of fried chicken, half of his supporters would scream FAKE NEWS and the other half would find some contorted rationalization that he’s still the one that Gawd and Jeebus…

Much like Mueller, he’s getting Alllll his ducks in a row. No need to rush.

He’s got a fat heart, but it is one with very low mileage. The list of “fat and old but extremely wealthy” is full of dipshits that should be dead but aren’t because they haven’t had to do anything physically challenging for most of their lives.

Its a hat version of WALL

Reminded me of the old Churchill/Lady Astor exchange: “If I were your wife, Winston, I’d give you poison.” “If I were your husband, Nancy, I’d drink it.”

Don’t worry, the liar-in-chief has a backup plan in case Dr. Ronny Jackson doesn’t work out:

Apologies for going off-topic, but Canadian news and American politics just intersected in the most disgusting way.

This obsession with the server is baffling to me. The Russians hacked their accounts, what information is it they think they’re going to find on that server? If I were the DNC, I would say Ok, we’ll turn over our server if the RNC turns over theirs.

North Korea took a look at the US and said “Kim damn, those are some gullible fucks. Just tell them we’re quitting it with the nukes and the fat one is very smart. They’ll forget about us.”

“So General Michael Flynn’s life can be totally destroyed while Shadey James Comey can Leak and Lie and make lots of money from a third rate book (that should never have been written). Is that really the way life in America is supposed to work? I don’t think so!”

though i am, of course, familiar with the term, i’m a gentleman, so i would never be so crass.

“Can you believe that despite 93% bad stories from the Fake News Media (should be getting good stories), today we had just about our highest Poll Numbers, including those on Election Day? The American public is wise to the phony an dishonest press. Make America Great Again!”

File to: The best people.

likely suing for discovery.

I’m fucking pissed that I, someone living in a shitty house, owning only old cars, wondering if I should by that beer with dinner, is the one who pays for killing brown people across the world while the rich bastards that profit off the empire have zero tax burden and possibly even negative tax burden.

I was sad to hear about Harry, frankly.