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Apparently, trumps number one fear in life is that Melania finds out about the Pee Tapes. Any time Daddy Putin is not happy, trumps anxiety spins out of control.

It was probably the gap between some luckless intern wrestling his phone out of his hand and him running to the shitter where he keeps another taped under the sink.

I’m only able to process his tweets if I imagine he’s singing them in a really campy musical.

In that article about McCabe, it mentions that Jeff Sessions accused McCabe of a lack of candor while under oath. That seems ultimately hypocritical considering his “Aww shucks, I don’t think I can recall. I’m just a lukewarm mint julep poured into a possum suit” shtick during his time in the hot seat.

Isn’t it funny how a white supremacists’ president, is constantly proving himself inferior to a black one? Especially, after claiming intellectual superiority to everyone.

They both look like their own Tussaud’s wax models.

It’s different somehow because Hillary is History’s Greatest Monster.

“I’m a germophobe!” Says the guy raw-dogging porn stars while their pregnant wife is at home.

But nothing from Ivanka “I’m an Orthodox Jew now!” Trump on this Holocaust Remembrance Day??

I am so glad we have Mueller. This guy...I wouldn’t want him leading the investigation into Trump. He lacks savvy. I am also thankful for Rosenstein, who I think knew that the best chance this country has is Mueller (we’ll see if I turn out to be right on that).

So he’s like the Spinal Tap Stonehenge of FBI directors.

Yeah. He’s 6'8. Probably almost everyone he knows has smaller hands than him, which accounts for the “not unusually smaller” comment. But also, he’s likely a poor judge of hand size in that case, since it’s hard to believe he’s been consciously judging every hand he knows and breaking them down in to sizes. Likely,

Comey is no flipping hero to progressives, but I have to admit I live for the drama of this. Terrible to admit how much I want more pee tape info.

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

You know, I tried to predict what you were going to say after “It gets weirder!”, and I’m not sure I’d ever have gone there.

It gets weirder! The cult used to have a professional a cappella singing group so that they could tap into the college market. Supposedly, they had pretty nice voices, and young students would try to network with them.

I want the country to succeed. I do not want Trump to succeed. Because if he succeeds at what he wants to do, it will be worse for most people including myself.