So, if there is a goddess, Adm. Ronny will be subpoenaed to refute Stormy Daniel’s description of the POTUS’s junk.

I hope Mueller indicts Trump via Tweet.

Naw, he’s going to be taking over as director of the FDA.

“Veterans Affairs Secretary David Sulkins will be replaced by Adm. Ronny L. Jackson, the president’s personal physician”

56 paragraphs in, I still have no idea what “The Wing” is.

Jonathan stands out to me because he’s actually been slightly snippy with the guys a couple times, and the rest of the fab five is just so loving and positive, even when they’re being sarcastic. His crabby nature is off-putting.

I think Jonathan is the most entertaining but if I were going to pick one of the guys to be my actual friend it would be Bobby, the home interior guy.

I think I like him...but he’s not necessarily somebody I would want to spend a lot of time around.

TRUE CONFESSION: I want the Queer Eye Guys to come and make over my life. Pretty please! Even if I’m not in Georgia!

Yeah, but can they please replace the food “expert” with a cookbook? Pleeeese? That guy is just annoying as shit and always veers into other peoples lane- like, stop trying to improve his outlook on life and show us how to make a fucking amuse bouche! GAWD.

“You know they didn’t want me to congratulate you but, you know what I said, I’ll tell you what I said, I said “no collusion crooked Hilary Muler witch hunt I have the best words” so congratulations”” 

late breaking:

The attorney representing Karen McDougal was my first-year torts professor in law school. He’s not only a fantastic human being but a damn fine attorney. I am looking forward to watching this play out.

As of Monday morning, a picture book written by Vice President Mike Pence’s daughter — a story of the family’s pet rabbit that teaches children about the office of the vice president — is ranked No. 15 among books on Amazon. In the No. 1 spot was another book about the same rabbit, but in this case Marlon Bundo is…

.Undersized chin implant. Hand me down from Ivanka’s first procedure.

Every fucking time one of these assholes complains about obstructing judges I want to punch Mitch McConnell in his smug doughy face

We all know the Marine Core fought bravely at the Bowling Green Massacre.

I thought the woman in the photo of Donald Jr getting kissed was Ivanka. Gross on so many levels.

Remember that one time when Howard Dean enthusiastically yelled on stage?

It takes a lot to make me side with Florida. Thanks, NRA