I hate wearing earbuds or headphones of any variety, so music and movies/TV are out for me. If it’s a long flight, say over 4ish hours, I’ll take an antihistamine or something to sleep through as much of the flight as I can. But on regular flights, I wear comfy clothes and make sure I bring a hoodie or a scarf or…

When you finally find someone who is kind to you with no ulterior motive, remember that you deserve it. ❤️

Thank you, sparkly. Things aren’t perfect by any means, but the last several years have just been so *hard.* Life might be hard again tomorrow, but for tonight, I’m content.

After 15 months of long distance, my bf moved here almost 6 months ago. Tonight we carved pumpkins together. It’s these little things that I really missed/wanted when we were apart. I struggle with depression and anxiety, but tonight, right now, in the crisp fall air, with baseball on and college football in full…

I’m 99% sure I picked them up on the L. I no longer sit on public transportation ever. I got this cooker thing to treat my books, luggage, and other things that couldn’t be washed.

I’m 99% sure I got them on the L. I no longer sit on public transportation. Ever.

My cats routinely track litter into my bed or leave their dark eye crusties on my duvet and I freak out. Every. Time. I’m 4 month post less-than-1-on-a-scale-of-10 infestation and I got rid of my infested bed frame, and all my linens. And there are TWO bb proof covers over my mattress and on every pillow. Petrifying.

They’ll take the 1940s Misogyny Express

I get murdered here on the reg. It’s trying.

It sounds more like she was visited by Mary Kay saleswomen and then went to a weird stoner Tupperware party or something.

Evidently. He was a great dog. I’m a confirmed cat lady, but I will always have a special place in my heart for that pup.

She thought DC was the state, so east. I hate to sound like a Liberal Elitist (tm), but she had no business being in college. That chick was unbelievably stupid.

FAKE NEWS

My senior year of college I had to *prove* to one of my classmates that Washington DC and Washington State were not the same. I mean, granted it was a state school in the south, but jfc.

We had the world’s sweetest, friendliest, most nonconfrontational Husky in the world when I was a kid. Like, we used to joke that the house would be broken into and he’d just lick the robber’s hand. None of us had ever seen even a hint of aggression out of him, until the pest control company sent out a new guy to…

And then harvest their poo and look for coffee beans :)

It has only happened to me once, when I was sick and running a fever. I heard a voice, clear as day whisper in a nefarious creepy ghost voice “bathroom.” I screamed, which woke up my then-husband. He asked what had happened. I was petrified (and had to pee, but was now utterly terrified of walking to the bathroom),…

Yes, he knows. But he does not care. It’s what he wanted.

Some of us just had incredibly long awkward phases, ok?

I was planning to start collecting water purifiers, solar powered lights, etc. and I will once I get better. I donated to the First Lady of PR’s fund, but it wasn’t a lot, and I still wish I could do more. It’s just absolutely horrible.