I have friends there I have no information about. They live out in the mountains and there has been virtually no news about their town. I can’t get in touch with anyone who knows anything. It’s horrible. I was planning to volunteer this weekend at the big PR org in my city collecting and sorting donations, but I’ve…

Racist Totalitarian Netflix Queue is the name of my first death metal album.

Oh hai. I am wearing this shirt.

Divorced two weeks after our sixth anniversary five years ago. We were together for 10 years. My sister divorced after seven years.

I still laugh about it, and that story is close to 20 years old now.

We all had our theories, but the only one that we all agreed on was that she was a bubble head. Beyond that, tough to say.

When I was a young’un, I worked with a guy who apparently slept with one of our more vapid marketing interns. He claimed afterward that she kept stopping in the middle of performing fellatio to say thing like, “hello!” “Jello!” “Chicken!”

I read this as “Jon Lovitz” and I was confused and grossed out. But also idk who Jon Lovett is.

I hate Oprah. Y’all can come at me.

Thank you! I am aware of that site, though I don’t recall why. I will revisit it.

Woooowwwww. I can’t believe that worked. Duly noted. And congratulations!

God, it’s just so hard. I forced myself to clean the bathroom this morning. It took every ounce of energy I had. I also made myself run errands I’ve been avoiding for weeks. I stayed out of my apartment for like 2.5 hours and I managed to only fantasize about jumping off a bridge or in front of traffic twice. I took a…

Thank you! I’m so glad you came out of it. I’ve been struggling off and on for the better part of a year now. This isn’t my longest stretch, but it’s been pretty bad. Hopefully I’ll emerge again someday.

Wow, this is an insane amount of information. Thank you! I will definitely take some of these suggestions and look into others. I really appreciate you taking the time to write it all out. Thank you!!

Hm. It would be convenient to blame my weight gain on the Mirena, but I’m pretty sure I earned mine with good old fashioned eating and drinking my feelings. See my other post about crippling depression and anxiety. :/

Thank you! I read every night in order to fall asleep. Reading has always been my preferred method of escape. My books are truly my best friends (other than my cats).

I’m on my second Mirena and you can pry it out of my cold, dead uterus. My siste, on the other hand, has had a number of weird problems since getting hers a few years ago. So ymmv, I guess. I’ve been lucky in that my only problems are pain on insertion and removal, and some occasional spotting.

You guys, I’m struggling.

......and then he pardoned Arpaio. Fuck this motherfucker.

I have black hair, hazel green eyes, and I look exactly like my Jewish mother. Somehow I made it into two first dates with white supremacists/alleged formed neo-Nazis. One had an iron cross tattoo on his hand that I asked him about. The other seemed fairly normal, but he disclosed to me on the date that he was…