Clearly you are referring to the War of Northern Aggression.

I don’t have any fucking clue who these people are, but the mom has very pretty lips. That is all.

Yup, no idea what this is either. All of you kids can get off my lawn.

I somehow managed to miss Goatse. I’m not feeling left out, though, based on this post. Also, I is an Old.

But the shooter was probably a white guy, so nothing to see here. No thoughts or prayers. Imagine if just *one* good guy with a gun (TM) had been there. Shame.

Lol at “Stupid Watergate”

I approve.

Hey dickbag, let me go ahead and speak for the people of Chicago: go fuck yourself. We don’t like you, we don’t respect you, and we don’t want your so-called “help.”

Don’t forget Sunday.

My very, very Southern bf calls his dog “sir” when he’s scolding him. “No, sir! Absolutely not! Go lie down!”

There was a guy at my high school named Sirlister.

I wasn’t there to fight. I’ve been training several years now, but I actually don’t like hitting people. I just want to hit pads and train technique.

As someone who trains in martial arts, and who just spent 4 days with 600+ of North America’s best amateur muay thai fighters, can confirm. This guy is a turd, not a fighter. And fuck anyone who says differently. Come at me.

Well. Fuck.

Spoiler alert: it involves pee.

I have an attorney friend who is convinced the tapes are real because “it’s too specific a claim to be fake.” I choose to believe him.

Also I forgot Sin in the Second City by Karen Abbott. It’s about the Everleigh Club, an incredibly famous brothel in Chicago at the turn of the century, graft in the red light district, white slavery, etc. Great read.

I love all the bizarre books Mary Roach writes. Stiff is probably my favorite though. I also really like Katie Crouch’s books.

YET

A racist treasure troll whose belly button is an SS skull ring instead of a gemstone.