I feel like I’m reading the manifesto of a ska-apologist.

Fired for being too Barstool.

Fuck Trump.

Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”

Great read, what is with all these great Deadspin articles these past few days?

I’m just gonna say i hate it, Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I just do not like musicals that much and these films are the worst examples.

I am a horrible person... I hate that movie. I have tried watching it about 5 times now and I get halfway through that opening musical number and just nod off asleep. And it’s not that it’s a musical - I really like musicals. I just really don’t like this one.

On film, Band of Brothers seems like it captured the location really well.

They took my stapler

Idaho, you raggedy bitch. You lied to our faces 

The other possibility is that you’re becoming more sensitive to glare. My night vision has been getting steadily worse since my late 20s, especially in the rain in traffic. Wearing glasses makes it even worse.

I’m probably going to have to repeat this a million times in the comments... but one of the criteria for “good” headlights is that they also don’t glare the crap out of oncoming drivers.

Are you the dumb ass who orders McRib’s at Wendy’s?

I can boil down my own distaste for the Rockets’ brand of ball to this: Basketball, from a fan’s perspective, should be entertaining. And I, personally, do not find the Rockets, and Harden’s game specifically, entertaining at all. 

“This presumes of course, that there is a right way to play...”

I do feel that the, “Harden is the logical end and counterpoint to the Warriors 3-point revolution” requires that Harden best the Warriors at least ONCE when it fucking mattered.
I’m crowning Kawhi the official counter-point and MVP.

Counterpoint: fuck James Harden, he is a cowardly shitbird who plays an incredibly aesthetically disgusting brand of basketball, and a choke artist who has always disappeared in Elimination Games and will forever be known for 0-for-27 and I hope he retires soon.

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

Kaboom!

Do people not know any teachers in real life? They’re just.... People. They drink and do stupid things. It’s not like only construction workers and rodeo clowns drive drunk