I save gas by going faster. That way, I get where I’m going more quickly and my vehicle spends less time burning gas.

Agreed. This is serial killer behavior

Who writes letters that require filling in bubbles with a No. 2 pencil to reply?

He sucks. That is what he does. That is all of the what he does.

This man harbors dreams of shooting an assailant who’s trying to kill him. But jokes on him, you can’t shoot cholesterol.

Can’t see hands to confirm, but I assume that’s Italian.

And the clueless. 

I woke up in a strange apartment once. I had no clue where I was. I was by myself. So I went to the bathroom. And then went back to sleep. I woke up 4 hours later and realized I was in my own apartment.

I guess not to many networks have the balls to let a show depict a corpse swallowing a person via its anus...

Fuck you, Starz!

Yup. Like I want to hear a bunch of cosplayers ramble on about how much the show means to their cats or whatever the fuck.

Man, if I had known you could make millions of dollars by riding a bike, I still wouldn’t have bought one for my stepson.

Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.

Haha! When I was reading Hot Topic’s wiki page, I noticed that the magician didn’t have a link and thought, “how’d Harjack run that down?”

not a travel.

Here, I made proof - notice right foot clearly still up in final frame:

He didn’t. It’s just that there’s a bunch of mouth breathers don’t know what traveling is and then come on here and say traveling on every basketball replay that gets posted.

Same number of steps you can legally take for a layup. He just changed his mind last second and dished it. Case closed.

Plus, you know, this wasn’t a travel, and some of Harden’s highlights actually are.

Hey, it’s ‘ILLUSIONS’, Bucko.