harjackbluehand
HarjackBluehand
harjackbluehand

Holy shit! That list reads like a typical day in my life. Eternal doom, here I come! 

I work for a small business, and... lord, do I feel ya. Several years ago I was an all-in, gung ho motivator type of employee. After months of 100+ hr work weeks, I worked myself nearly to death, literally (kidneys failing due to rhabdo). I was so bought-in & had such faith in the business, though, I didn’t even file

I can only imagine the pain & frustration involved in building a mini-ITX machine. I wouldn’t be able to do it. Hell, I used a mid-tower ATX case on the first PC I built, and it was a real struggle for me to get everything crammed in there and looking nice (going with SLI and a non-modular PSU didn’t help). I had to

I only use delivery services because I’m a degenerate alcoholic. A lot of days, it’s either drive drunk, use Doordash, or go hungry. I know I shouldn’t be a drunk, and I know these delivery services are all-around predatory, but it’s the reality, sadly. Still, I usually tip somewhere close to 100% on all my orders.

Indeed. Over what feels like the last 25 years, I’ve gotten so much entertainment out of reading about this game’s development (or lack thereof) because I just know the true believers will come storming into the comments section of every SC article. And these deeply impassioned Roberts apologists will, without fail,

This game really is a wild thing to follow. I’ll read any & every SC article I stumble across, if only to see the same cultish motherfuckers defending the thing across the internet. Always cracks me up.

Easily! I initially put it on only for background noise but very quickly became intrigued and, shortly thereafter, fell in love with it. Binged the whole thing in one sitting. And, for the following month, annoyed my wife by constantly making monkey noises.

The Jackal in Far Cry 2 was meant be Jack Carver, so that game is also connected. It was also my favorite. 

I live in one of the cities Sherman burned to the ground, and I couldn’t agree with you more.

The best trick I’ve discovered for Android Auto is the AA Wireless dongle. Not having to plug my phone into my head unit gives me so much satisfaction. And somehow, the thing works better and connects quicker than going wired

This person you’re arguing with is deeply, profoundly stupid. I’ve no desire to wade into the argument, but good god! What a damn dummy that fool is! Snooder87, you’re doing the lord’s work (no snark; I’m being genuine).

Plus me makes 83!

My uncle was one of those folks. He “boycotted” Walmart when they pulled Maurice’s BBQ sauce off the shelves because of Maurice's insistence on flying the confederate flag and overt racism. So my uncle wouldn't step foot in a Walmart, but he'd send his kids to Walmart to buy things for him. I wanted to tell him that's

Paul Tassi is nothing if not prolific. I struggle to understand how he outputs so many articles about so many games. And I'm not knocking him. Dude knows his shit and often provides high-level advice on a number of games. It's impressive. 

Nitara is really in this? Watching the trailer, I was intrigued by the winged humanoid perched upon a gargoyle or whatever, but I had my doubts that said humanoid-perched-upon-gargoyle-thingie was actually Nitara. Figured it was some fake out, because she’s seemed like barely an afterthought since the only game in

The dude you’re replying to has for years shown up in the comment sections of every article about Star Citizen. The most rabid fanboy I’ve ever encountered. The guy even has/had a blog somewhere with something akin to an “enemies list.” Straight up batshit, cult-like devotion to Roberts and CiG. Wild shit.

And I’m sure it’s probably cliche at this point, but when Artax, Atreyu’s horse in the Neverending Story, gave up and sank into the swamp of sadness, I broke down in the theater and loudly, openly sobbed. So much so that my mom had to take me out of that theatre and into the one showing “Earnest Goes to Camp.” She

I feel you. All too well. I remember watching one of the “Benji” movies when I was a kid, and in it Benji’s dog girlfriend died — I think a car hit her —and I was absolutely inconsolable for several days, missing church that Sunday morning on which I watched it because I was sobbing and losing my shit. There’s just

Coming into this show, as someone who’d never read any of the comics or watched anything else from the MCU, I was surprised at how much I liked this show. That is, right up until the last episode. Which, upon watching, made me question for what exactly I’d wasted the last 8 hours.

Indeed. Many commercial pressure washers come equipped with a thing called an accumulator, which is basically a nitrogen-charged cylinder(ish) device that acts in exactly the way you describe.