Look carefully at those first cousin matches; they could be half siblings.

I dated a goth girl in college. I broke up with her after she had a three-way with a Wiccan girl down the hall and her Ichabod-Crane looking vegan boyfriend. To prove how much she wanted me back she carved my name in her thigh with a razor. I wonder sometimes how often she’s had to explain that scar, and if it ever…

After a certain age, anyone who is really into any sort of “scene” to the extent that they wear certain clothes and are known as a “XXX” is just exhausting and kind of a red flag. Goth, punk, metal, gamer, craft beer, misc geek, etc.

Don’t you get snippy with me. Your mom probably packed you Gobble Stix.

Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies are at least 4 or 5. Those things were like crack for me growing up.

When asked why modding support was vanishing, CA held up the nose they cut off their face and shrugged.

“Whoever these miscellaneous Celtics are, they are feisty as hell.”

Seriously, what is this sycophantic bullshit with Beyonce? She a reasonably talented musician who happen to be pretty, but shit. There are plenty of other stars who don’t elicit this same nonsense. Why have people latched into her so much?

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron

If you leave antifa alone, in the absence of fascists, antifa will do nothing.

Counterpoint: the mission to destroy the weed farm in FC3 was fantastic (in no small part to the music).

I’ve actually always found the Far Cry games to be moderately insightful when it comes to their commentary. The “enough rope to hang yourself” is a good way of thinking about it.

Far Cry 3 (which I am in the midst of replaying now) actually has a ton of commentary regarding Jason Brody and his friends basically coming…

“This isn’t Wolfenstein, it’s Far Cry, a game series that hasn’t ever been politically active or that serious”

Wait, you stopped after season 3? Season 4 is possibly the greatest season of television in history, so get on that.

FYI I am buying this specifically because America first right-wingers have already shit their collective pants over it. So we balance out!

Just taken off my bucket list of TV shows.

Well, it’s not that I think the music is shit per se, it’s just that I don’t like the sound of Thom Yorke’s voice as he whines, cries, and mumbles into a microphone over a cacophony of instruments while being supported by the drone of incessant, chippy beats.

::whole bunch of bloviating fucking nonsense from wannabe intellectual/actual jingoist::

I used to buy grass from a guy who was an exotic snake and reptile breeder. He used to ask me wait in the room with him while he was cleaning venomous snake cages. Later his dog had a litter of puppies. So then I got a bag of grass and a dog. Still got the dog, 13 years later.

Mueller is the Hawk. Trump is the pigeon. The Trashcan is America.