I joined the Marine Corps delayed entry program in 1997 and shipped off to Parris Island in June of ‘98, three days after graduating high school. After ~2 years in, I ended up getting the boot, and I’d be lying if I said I was broken up about being discharged (me separation wasn’t entirely unintentional, truth be…
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Thank you. Seriously.
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Have you heard his grocery list?
I came here to the comments section with this clip in mind. Not at all surprised I was beaten to the punch, and by several hours. I never even liked the Northside Kings’ music very much (at all really), but I’ll still watch a few of their official videos on occasion, mainly to throw them a small bone for Danny…
The guy flying the flag of a racist, treasonous regime would be at fault, but that’s only if logic still existed. The truly hilarious part of your hypothetical, though, is when you asked what would happen if that flag-waving, inbred peckerwood would have beaten Moye’s ass. That’s just.... Jesus, no. Hahahaha
Maybe it’s been posted around these parts before, but if you’re not aware, here’s a sad update about Muhiyidin: earlier this year, he was shot while riding a bike in New Orleans and died of blood loss. A fucking tragedy.
Oh hey, yet another big-talking, trump-supporting internet badass. It’s getting passe at this point.
Also, I was full time, but I was only making $8.50/hr.
I worked in the flooring department at a Home Depot for about 6 months, many years ago, and yeah, it was pretty shitty. I had spent the previous 7 tears working for a general contractor (mostly installing hardwood floors), so I knew what I was doing. Since I hadn’t graduated college, however, I was a plain ol’…
Yeah, I don’t have the fondest memories of playing the first one, but I think the terrible ending just colored my perception of the whole thing. After all, I did spend close to 50 hours playing it, so it couldn’t have been that bad. Maybe...
I came here to these comments to talk shit to all you assholes who can’t manage to eat like a normal person without choking to death, but your mention of phlegm knocked me right off my high horse.
“... when the Reaper meets Lazarus”
To preface the following opinion, Broken has always been one of my favorite albums by any group. With several songs from that album still in heavy rotation on my personal playlists....
Damn. Those 3 shows make up about 60% of my Hulu viewing these days. Welp, I guess that makes it a bit easier to cancel my subscription now (which I should’ve done around the time they fucking ruined the UI).
You’re absolutely correct. If you look at 2016 election maps from even the Deep-South states that Trump won, you’ll see that most Urban areas in those states voted firmly Democrat. The podunk rural areas overwhelm the urban areas, though, and that’s how we’re stuck being a regressive backwoods.
A 2nd lieutenant is not that likely to scare anyone. They’re mostly straight-out-of-college know-nothings, green and wet behind the ears. Fucking butter bars. A full-bird colonel might be more unnerving (for some reason, colonels always seemed to be the most intimidating of all officers).
I had a coworker who behaved similarly. When we worked in the field together, he’d oftentimes bring his own lunch and leave it sitting on the dash all day. Didn’t matter if it was a hamburger or a bowl of catfish stew, winter or summer. And we live in SC.
Yep. My ex-gf worked at a sushi joint, and she swears that both bottles, regular soy sauce and low-sodium soy sauce, were always refilled from the same bottle.
Cocaine fueled my greatest creation: a crude comic strip featuring the guy from Nickleback as ringmaster of a dog circus who also fucks dogs...